Tuesday, May 22, 2018

The Best Vegan Restaurants in the U.S.

Next Level Burger

This is a small chain found across the West Coast (mostly in Oregon and Washington, though, there's only 1 in California), and in Brooklyn, that is pretty much a McDonalds for vegans. They've got burgers, fries, and milkshakes (try the PB cup one, it's amazing). I just wish I lived near one...

Cornbread Cafe

This joint is not a chain - it's only in Eugene, Oregon - but it's more than worth a stop if you're driving up the West Coast! It serves Southern comfort food (in Oregon? Who knew?) like mashed potatoes and gravy, and cornbread (naturally). Also, they've got a signature sandwich, titled "The Eugenewich."

DJ's Vinyl Vegan

This is a food truck up in Astoria (also Oregon). It makes this list mostly because they have AMAZING "Phish and Chips" with tartar sauce.

Ethos

This is a great restaurant in Orlando (finally, we're out of the West Coast!) that serves personal ice cream sundaes - and that's just one of the many, many items on their menu! If you're hitting up Orlando, see my suggestions of how to spend your time there.

***UPDATE: Since creating this list, I've taken a big trip around the country and can now include several more places not on the West Coast. Here they are.***

The Chicago Diner

So glorious... Chicago might be a big city, but it's probably not where the average vegan would expect to find the best food. Nevertheless, here it is. My family of five ate well and shared a few enormous, magnificent milkshakes for under $100 (not counting the tip, though, because we had to tip well for food that good). For those of you who aren't longtime vegans, who think this is a bit of a steep price, know that all vegan places cost a lot and often charge more than this for food that isn't nearly as good. If you're there, I'd recommend the seitan steak - it's really good and a huge portion size.

Fare Well

My strongest memory of our time in D.C. is that it was over 100 degrees and horridly humid. The time we spent outside walking between museums made me wonder if anyone would be able to carry me if I collapsed right there in the street, and my mom and brothers ended up really sick from the heat. However, this restaurant was so good that we ate there twice and ordered the same thing both times. The "breakfast special" was a great deal and also happened to taste awesome: tofu scramble, sausage, and pancakes. We cut up the sausage and mixed it in with the tofu, and upon tasting it we knew we'd never look at the world the same way again.

Veggie Galaxy

This little gem in Cambridge made me want to go to Harvard or MIT. Okay, not really, but I liked Harvard anyway and this clinched it. I had the stuffed French toast (which was great), but I wanted to come back and sample the whole menu. They were out of fried mozzarella sticks when we went, but the fried mac and cheese balls (I think that's what they were) we got as a replacement were so, so good. And the little clipping on the wall when you walk in that shows it was referenced in an X-Men comic had my not-so-dormant inner geek jumping for joy.

Honorable Mentions:

There's a nice food truck with decent vegan sausage up in Eugene (although for the life of me I can't remember its name), and there are some nice places in SoCal like Veggie Grill. And while I couldn't give this a full position on the list because it's mostly NOT vegan, The American Dream in Huntington Beach has THE best Impossible Burger around. It's expensive (somewhere in the ballpark of $16 per burger, if I remember correctly), but so good and so worth it as a rare treat. Also, when traveling and desperate for real food beyond the French fries you keep grabbing ever so often, few things beat a bowl piled with veggies and guac at the nearest Mexican restaurant. Just check for lard, won't you?

5 Things to Do in Orlando, Florida

1. Go to Universal Studios Orlando.

I've been to Orlando twice, but never to Disney World (maybe because I'm a Californian, and we've got Disneyland?). Both times, though, I hit up Universal Studios Orlando. It's way bigger and has got way more rides than Universal Hollywood (although it hasn't got the backlot tour), and if you're a Harry Potter fan, you could spend a full day just exploring Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley, and riding the Hogwarts Express.

2. Eat at Ethos.

It's not exactly cheap, but it is amazing. Ethos is a vegan restaurant, but even steadfast carnivores might enjoy it. See my list of top vegan restaurants.

3. Go canoeing - if you're not afraid of alligators :).

My family did this, and we actually saw an alligator!!! Unfortunately, we are afraid of alligators, and so our trip got a little bogged down (pun intended) by that experience.

4. Stop at Panama City on your way to Orlando.

Not Panama City, Panama - Panama City, Florida. It's the beach! Again, definitely not cheap, but great. The sand is so white there! I'd highly recommend the Holiday Inn at Panama City Beach. The first floor leads right out to the beach, and there's a great pool with dive-in movies, and a neat splash pad. The rooms are nice, too, and with a great view.

5. Go to Disney World.

Especially if you're not from Southern California. If you are and have been to Disneyland, maybe try Epcot? I've never been there, but it's probably less like Disneyland than the Magic Kingdom.

Hope you enjoyed these tips (NOTE: #3 is partially a joke - our canoe ride was actually quite fun, despite the alligator, and it didn't hurt us - you should try canoeing in Florida, but I'd get out if I were you if you see an alligator)! 

Monday, May 21, 2018

What's Wrong With the Federal Budget

The budget cuts billions of dollars from many government agencies, especially the Department of Agriculture and the Environmental Protection Agency. That's a problem because the EPA helps create legislation involving cleaner air, cleaner water (there are even water contamination problems in the U.S: see this county in Kentucky), and wilderness conservation. Also, 18 billion dollars have been allotted for Trump's wall. Is that where all the EPA money went? 
Do you know how tired I am of hearing that the student activists from Parkland are being manipulated and used by the "liberal media"? I consider this an insult to youth everywhere. They wouldn't be saying that about adults! Also, the legal term "minor" ought to be switched as it has negative connotations ("minor" also means "insignificant"). 

Kemp for Governor! Yeah, Right...

This is a real campaign commercial for the midterms in Georgia! I'm not kidding you, this guy is running for governor - my aunt saw the commercial on TV! Look and see for yourself if you don't believe me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1cfjh6VfE

Saturday, April 21, 2018

X-Men

I just finished watching the X-Men movies (well, the ones part of the main plot: the first one, X2, Last Stand, First Class, Days of Future Past, and Apocalypse), and now word is that another one's slated to come out next February! Now I've got (at least) four movies to look forward to over the next two years: Solo in May, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald in November, X-Men: Dark Phoenix next February, and Star Wars: Episode IX! I don't think the "Golden Age" of film has ended, to be honest, but I'm a total geek (maybe this is the Nerd Age of film).

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

The Worst Movies Based on Books

This list might end up being longer...Anyway, here are some that, well, leave something to be desired. A lot, in many cases. Note: not necessarily in this order, either ...

A Cry in the Wild

It's just boring. Period. The book (Hatchet) is much better. If the movie were to win an award, it should be for the least human actors in a movie: it's pretty much only the main kid (who's stranded in a plane crash), his parents, and the pilot of the plane.

From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

This one was boring, too. The book was pretty good, though. It just goes to show that some books should be left in their wonderful, book form...

A Wrinkle in Time (2003 TV version)

This one honestly wasn't so bad, but it really bugged me that Meg (the main character) seemed pretty ordinary. It was hard to see why she didn't fit in. In the book, she's got glasses, braces, awkwardness, intelligence...the whole deal. This movie Meg is smart, but not really smart. There's a part where she corrects her science teacher when he's talking about the brain, but from that you'd probably just assume that she was or had once been interested in the subject and looked it up. If you want an excellent cinematic Meg, look to Storm Reid in the new Wrinkle in Time movie. It's a real shame that Madeleine L'Engle (author of A Wrinkle in Time) didn't live to see that one, instead having to settle with the TV version. I was confused when reading IMDB reviews for the 2003 one, because people were saying things like "WHY, Disney?" and I didn't think it was Disney. But, lo and behold, it was. It's a good thing they made up for it with the new one.

The Lightning Thief

Why do they always take books with preteen characters and age them up 4 years or so? Is it just to add a love story? I mean, I really wish there were more characters that age in cinema.

The Giver

Big departure from the book - and same problem as The Lightning Thief.

Holes

I don't remember the movie very well, but it has the same problem as The Lightning Thief and The Giver.

Just to let you know, I'm not saying to not watch these movies. I'm just saying to not expect too much. If you set your expectations low, then you might actually end up somewhat satisfied with how you spent your two hours or so.