The popular conception of the Senate "talking filibuster" is not a requirement and is nowadays relatively rare. Today, filibusters are ubiquitous but on the most part rather boring (and, many would say, especially other senators kept waiting, annoying). This is because around the 1970s, the Senate decided that they needed to be able to have more than one bill on the floor at the same time, so now debate will often simply switch over to another bill during a filibuster (Source: New York Times).
Friday, April 3, 2020
Sunday, March 29, 2020
Quarantine Schedule
Assuming a worst-case scenario, in which America is under quarantine for months on end, I have things planned out. I will finish revising my novel, write and revise at least five short stories, keep up my GPA in an online format, get good enough on the guitar to proficiently coherently play the introduction to "Crazy on You" (which will take a lot of effort), finish bingeing The West Wing (after which I will re-binge Alias, then re-binge The West Wing, then repeat until quarantine is over), and become that friend who seems to always know what to say (which will take even more effort than the "Crazy on You" goal).
Wow, I'm booked. I guess I should probably be doing schoolwork to keep up that GPA/writing said short stories/playing the guitar/watching The West Wing/being a good friend instead of posting on here! Nah, still gonna post.
Wow, I'm booked. I guess I should probably be doing schoolwork to keep up that GPA/writing said short stories/playing the guitar/watching The West Wing/being a good friend instead of posting on here! Nah, still gonna post.
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
New Blog
While I am now several years older than I appear in the pictures on this blog, you might have guessed that I'm a little young to be writing the way I sometimes do. I've started a new blog to catalogue the gifted side of me, both the general experience of giftedness the way I see it and my life as an actual "college kid." The blog is called Diary of an Actual College Kid, and you can check it out here.
A Few Good Things I've Gotten Off Quarantine
I have calluses from hours of playing guitar that I probably wouldn't have spent if not for this. I also have renewed motivation to finish revising and publish my first novel. I have more candid communication, and more communication in general, with my friends in the midst of all that's happening around us. I have an obsession with The West Wing, though nothing could quite eclipse my obsession with Alias as it stood the last few months while I watched it for the first time. I have the ability to watch The Good Place with my little brother and The Breakfast Club with my mom due to VidAngel's temporarily offering its services for free. I have a profound appreciation for my family's continued health and safety, as tragedy puts things in perspective. To keep things positive, I won't spend much time on the increased anxiety I also have and the food that I don't have (hello, dehydrated refried bean flakes). My heart goes out to all those who really are suffering from this, but while I'm cynical about the current state of the world, I am (almost) always the optimist when it comes to my personal situation, so I feel the need to look on the bright side of quarantine to maintain my sanity.
Sunday, March 22, 2020
10 Things NOT Having Toilet Paper is Good For
Short on TP? Yeah, you probably are. Aren't we all (unless you're one of those ultra-prepared hoarders of paper products)? Look on the bright side, though. Let's face it, toilet paper is a luxury that even many Americans can't afford. Not having it is distinctly a first-world problem. Face it, there are worse things yet to come, and worse things still that are already happening. Here are 10 reasons to celebrate your TP shortage:
1. When the true apocalypse arrives, there's a chance that the zombies will be attracted to large stockpiles of toilet paper. A very small chance, but still.
2. If everyone is short on toilet paper come October, you need not worry about TP'ers this year.
3. Nobody will want to come over to your house. I know, people have been ordered to socially distance anyway, but no toilet paper deters the rule-breakers!
4. You'll have all the more room to store your twelve industrial-size cases of Purell.
5. You won't be bitten by a black widow while digging for that pack of toilet paper in the deepest, darkest depths of your garage that you haven't dared enter in months. Why? Because you'll know it doesn't exist.
6. You can rest easy knowing that between your lack of TP and your lack of paper towels, many trees are being saved by your misfortune. Wait, though, most people won't care about that, and they sure won't be thinking about it ... Well, start thinking about it.
7. You needed something to do with all those leftover napkins from that Christmas party anyway.
8. Your kid/younger sibling will have to stop collecting the empty cardboard toilet paper rolls, which will, again, clear up more room for the Purell.
9. You won't have to worry about your kid/younger sibling unraveling the toilet paper rolls through the house.
10. You're in good company, because guess what? I'm out of toilet paper too.
(If you found this mildly funny, please share. In a world without toilet paper, I'm learning to appreciate the small things.)
(If you found this mildly funny, please share. In a world without toilet paper, I'm learning to appreciate the small things.)
Friday, March 20, 2020
A Retrospective: Why I've Given No Opinion on The Rise of Skywalker
I know what you're thinking: She hasn't seen it yet. No, of course I've seen it! I still call myself a Star Wars fan. No, it was much better than critics claimed, if not (in my humble opinion) quite as good as its two predecessors, but at the time I saw it, a different masterwork of J. J. Abrams had captured my attention. No, not Lost - Alias, a show you might have already seen me mention time and time again. With all its crazy sci-fi elements, it might be a guilty pleasure for some, but not for me. I have no guilt: I absolutely love it (given that I'm a teen girl, though, there are way more embarrassing things I could like, comparatively). The thing is, though, we saw The Rise of Skywalker on a crisp winter Monday morning. I saw a particularly riveting episode of Alias on Friday night. Some sort of interference I have no memory of on Saturday and my family's Sabbath observance on Sunday meant that my viewing of part 2 of said episode was delayed until Monday night. Needless to say, I was a little distracted during ROS. So, J. J. (not that you're reading this), the reason I haven't given ROS as much love as I have previous Star Wars movies is merely that by far the most addictive and thrilling TV show I've ever watched, and one of your creation, has captivated me. I've already started rewatching Season 2 (because I already finished rewatching Season 1). And in case you're curious, while the Kashmir two-part episode is also awesome, I'm referring to "The Box" (we call them the Tarantino episodes around my house, though we could also call them the Die Hard episodes or the "saving SD-6, even though we're working to destroy it, because this is the only way to save the people in it" episodes - and whew, I need to take a breather). A review of The Rise of Skywalker will hopefully come forth soon...
Thursday, March 19, 2020
These 9 Films Will Cheer You Up During Quarantine
Feeling down in the dumps as you're battered with grim statistics, the tribulations of social distancing, and the pang of realizing your distinct shortage of toilet paper (which you are now having to bum off your neighbors)? Well, online video rental services are still up and running, so here are nine movies that will put a smile on your face for sure...
Say Anything...
This is arguably one of the best teen movies ever. It's debatable as to whether it even qualifies as a comedy, but John Cusack rocking out to the Chili Peppers in his car on graduation day or explaining his objections to buying, selling and processing won't fail to lift your spirits. Lloyd Dobler is one of those characters you just have to love, and if you haven't met him, please get acquainted ... and if you have, now is a great time for a reunion.
Ghostbusters (1984 version)
Before there was Men in Black (the movie, at least; I know little about the comic), before there was Thor: Ragnarok, there was a movie about four guys and a marshmallow giant. Ghostbusters was pretty much the first great sci-fi comedy, and that's without mentioning its contributions to the popular vernacular (this might look like just a review of a movie I didn't like, but scroll down and you'll find that Ghostbusters tidbit).
My Best Friend's Wedding
This film is just ridiculously hilarious. You'll never be able to listen to "I Say a Little Prayer" with a straight face ever again. EVER. Why watch a mediocre rom-com when you can watch a great rom-com like this one?
Meet the Parents
This Ben Stiller comedy will always be there to remind you that your relationship with the in-laws could be much, much worse. At least you've never set their yard on fire, overflowed their septic tank, and lost their beloved cat in a single day, which also happens to be the day before the lucky lady's sister is supposed to be married in said yard (or have you?). I can say in full confidence that Robert De Niro has never been funnier.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
One high school troublemaker embarks on an epic quest to have as much fun as possible ditching school one last time with his best friend and girlfriend in this classic John Hughes flick. While John Hughes' other films definitely have their humor - if you've ever seen Pretty in Pink, you know I'm right - Ferris Bueller is arguably the funniest, hence its inclusion on this list. A stolen Ferrari, a manic principal obsessed with catching Ferris in the act of ditching, a jealous sister also determined to catch him in the act, and lots of hilarious fourth-wall breaking are all involved.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
A winningly original superhero film that revitalized the seemingly exhausted Spider-Man franchise through what is most probably the best comic book-style animation to hit the big screen and a wit that alternates between outright goofy and oddly insightful (or maybe it's just plain funny - take your pick).
The Princess Bride
If you have kids (or if you are a kid) and are sick of watching some animated movie or other 500 times since you started your quarantine, put this on. I've grown up on this movie, but I actually like it more every time I watch it. It's a fantasy adventure cult classic that's full-to-bursting with wit and charm. I say there are two categories of people who've seen this film (with maybe a few exceptions): people who unabashedly fall in love with it, and people who have secretly fallen in love with it and don't want to admit it. There really is something in it for everyone. Academics can even keep track of all the logical fallacies used - seems like a fun way to pass some of those long quarantine hours.
Inside Out
Catharsis, people! This film might have a killer comedy voice cast (Amy Poehler and Mindy Kaling come readily to mind), and an entertainingly original take on emotion and the workings of the brain, but what sticks out most is its earnest handling of letting go of the past and accepting sadness as an integral part of life. If you're in a deep funk that you just can't seem to laugh off, this might be some better medicine. Again, catharsis! This is an especially important consideration in light of the coronavirus, which seems to be everywhere and is so hard to ignore. I've been feeling down about it, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
What About Bob?
No, you're not crazy (no pun intended) - if you've seen this list before, know that I have updated it to add this film. I recently saw it for the first time and couldn't resist tacking it on. It's distinctly PG yet still hilarious. Bob Wiley (Bill Murray) is a charismatic but highly neurotic man who, upon learning that his therapist, Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfuss), is going on vacation, follows him to his country home. Dr. Marvin grows more and more desperate to shake him off even as Bob wins over his family. Compared to the other films on this list, it's probably most similar to Meet the Parents in its style of humor, and it is, again, hilarious.
Of course, these aren't the only films in existence that are completely and utterly enjoyable, but they are nine that came readily to mind. Have some laughs, people, and stay safe!
Say Anything...
This is arguably one of the best teen movies ever. It's debatable as to whether it even qualifies as a comedy, but John Cusack rocking out to the Chili Peppers in his car on graduation day or explaining his objections to buying, selling and processing won't fail to lift your spirits. Lloyd Dobler is one of those characters you just have to love, and if you haven't met him, please get acquainted ... and if you have, now is a great time for a reunion.
Ghostbusters (1984 version)
Before there was Men in Black (the movie, at least; I know little about the comic), before there was Thor: Ragnarok, there was a movie about four guys and a marshmallow giant. Ghostbusters was pretty much the first great sci-fi comedy, and that's without mentioning its contributions to the popular vernacular (this might look like just a review of a movie I didn't like, but scroll down and you'll find that Ghostbusters tidbit).
My Best Friend's Wedding
This film is just ridiculously hilarious. You'll never be able to listen to "I Say a Little Prayer" with a straight face ever again. EVER. Why watch a mediocre rom-com when you can watch a great rom-com like this one?
Meet the Parents
This Ben Stiller comedy will always be there to remind you that your relationship with the in-laws could be much, much worse. At least you've never set their yard on fire, overflowed their septic tank, and lost their beloved cat in a single day, which also happens to be the day before the lucky lady's sister is supposed to be married in said yard (or have you?). I can say in full confidence that Robert De Niro has never been funnier.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
One high school troublemaker embarks on an epic quest to have as much fun as possible ditching school one last time with his best friend and girlfriend in this classic John Hughes flick. While John Hughes' other films definitely have their humor - if you've ever seen Pretty in Pink, you know I'm right - Ferris Bueller is arguably the funniest, hence its inclusion on this list. A stolen Ferrari, a manic principal obsessed with catching Ferris in the act of ditching, a jealous sister also determined to catch him in the act, and lots of hilarious fourth-wall breaking are all involved.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
A winningly original superhero film that revitalized the seemingly exhausted Spider-Man franchise through what is most probably the best comic book-style animation to hit the big screen and a wit that alternates between outright goofy and oddly insightful (or maybe it's just plain funny - take your pick).
The Princess Bride
If you have kids (or if you are a kid) and are sick of watching some animated movie or other 500 times since you started your quarantine, put this on. I've grown up on this movie, but I actually like it more every time I watch it. It's a fantasy adventure cult classic that's full-to-bursting with wit and charm. I say there are two categories of people who've seen this film (with maybe a few exceptions): people who unabashedly fall in love with it, and people who have secretly fallen in love with it and don't want to admit it. There really is something in it for everyone. Academics can even keep track of all the logical fallacies used - seems like a fun way to pass some of those long quarantine hours.
Inside Out
Catharsis, people! This film might have a killer comedy voice cast (Amy Poehler and Mindy Kaling come readily to mind), and an entertainingly original take on emotion and the workings of the brain, but what sticks out most is its earnest handling of letting go of the past and accepting sadness as an integral part of life. If you're in a deep funk that you just can't seem to laugh off, this might be some better medicine. Again, catharsis! This is an especially important consideration in light of the coronavirus, which seems to be everywhere and is so hard to ignore. I've been feeling down about it, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
What About Bob?
No, you're not crazy (no pun intended) - if you've seen this list before, know that I have updated it to add this film. I recently saw it for the first time and couldn't resist tacking it on. It's distinctly PG yet still hilarious. Bob Wiley (Bill Murray) is a charismatic but highly neurotic man who, upon learning that his therapist, Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfuss), is going on vacation, follows him to his country home. Dr. Marvin grows more and more desperate to shake him off even as Bob wins over his family. Compared to the other films on this list, it's probably most similar to Meet the Parents in its style of humor, and it is, again, hilarious.
Of course, these aren't the only films in existence that are completely and utterly enjoyable, but they are nine that came readily to mind. Have some laughs, people, and stay safe!
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